Scenario Store News

Scenario Store News is a podcast resurrected from YouTube and now brought on a weekly basis straight to your ears through an audio device near you! Wherein you shall find Julianna and Keerstan, two cat-loving nerd girls with passionate opinions they're looking to share with the world!

THIS PODCAST CONTAINS HARSH LANGUAGE AND MATURE THEMES, LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

Black Emporium News Episode 5: Tale Within a Tale

This month Keerstan and Julianna move into Dragon Age II and BioWare's greatest gift: Varric Tethras.

Episode 99: Force-chokey

Never not laughing about Droid John-Ralphio.

Episode 98: Weird

Is it that nothing makes any sense? Or do things make too much sense? Yes?

Episode 97: #SpaceFeels

Stormpilot Hell is real. As is just casually psychologically evaluating Kylo Ren...y'know, like you do.

Episode 96: Stormpilot

THIS EPISODE CONTAINS STAR WARS SPOILERS.

Episode 95: Force

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR NEW STAR WARS!

Black Emporium News Episode 4: Choose Your Class

Keerstan and Julianna catch up on their world states with many opinions, and they discuss their personal combat preferences.

Episode 94: Purrito

These social justice nerds do their homework.

Episode 93: Older

On birthdays, emotions, language, and eternal memeing.

Episode 92: Thankful

Unfortunately, "Tethras" does not contain the right amount of letters.

Episode 91: Imagination

Wherein Julianna completely breaks Keerstan's brain.

Black Emporium News Episode 3: Origins: Origins

Keerstan and Julianna discuss their Wardens, and they talk a little further about their individual Origins playthroughs.

Episode 90: Hawke

Exciting life changes, feels, humanity, bittersweet endings, senpais, 2015, and Tuesdays.

Episode 89: Aimless

Just fuck it up.

Episode 88: Pokey-manz

Stuff and things. Bah Humbug.

Episode 87: Awaken

'Tis the season for Star Wars! Nick actually comes on as an official guest for the first time, because if there were ever a time to do so, obviously...

Black Emporium News Episode 2: After the Joining

This month, Julianna and Keerstan discuss character arcs of the Origins party. There are, of course, emotions.

Episode 86: Passionate

The feels are strong with this one.

Episode 85: Ratfuck

Those Pope feels, though.

Episode 84: Handcuffs

Welcome to a Very Special Episode of Scenario Store News! Megan returns, segments basically take a week off, shit generally gets weird.

Episode 83: Who

Did somebody say cat circus?!

Episode 82: Sniffles

Tea spoons versus vibrators.

Black Emporium News Episode 1: Welcome to Thedas

Julianna and Keerstan finally unveil their new spin-off to Scenario Store News, and--surprise--it's all about Dragon Age! Here we have a brief introduction to what this is, what it shall entail, and why you should care!

Episode 81: PIZZA-CATO!

These are the things for which the internet was made.

Episode 80: Tuesday

Now that the warm and fuzzy part of the day is over, we can get back to the ritual dismemberments. Oh wait, it's not Tuesday, is it?

Episode 79: Dismal

...What a time to be alive.

Episode 78: Emoji

Get a load of these meme loving fucks.

Episode 77: Target

Things sucking less! Whoo!

Episode 76: Clickbait

Surge is the Firefly of beverages.

Episode 75: Toronto

Canada: masters of sass, brunch, grocery stores, and more!

Episode 74: Immortal

ROBOTS AND TATIANA MASLANY AND CANON, OH MY!

Episode 73: Denny's

TUMBLR IS EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS TUMBLR.

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